Paranoia RPG - "Access Denied"
Congratulations, Citizen of Alpha Complex. You are hereby given Red Clearance due to your work on [FILE_NOT_FOUND]. Please report to [REDACTED] for Troubleshooter Orientation and your first mission briefing. Due to the actions of [CENSORED], it is necessary that you do not divulge this promotion to anyone. Beware of [SECURITY_CLEARNACE_INSUFFICIENT] as [UNSPECIFIED_VARIABLE] may attempt to [Lp0_ON_FIRE]. Trust the Computer, Citizen. It wants you to be happy. Be happy, Citizen. And, again, Congratulations, Citizen.

Game Master: Rich Zimmerman

Attendees will need: Pencils, Six-sided dice

Minimum/Maximum Attendees: 3/7